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If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
What's the speed of dark? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

The Suez Canal Medical Students Association has moved it's web site to

http://www.scmsa.net

 What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

There's more to becoming a doctor than studying medicine.